"Hi, I'm Javon Walker. You might remember me from such injury plagued football seasons as "2005, shredding my knee in Green Bay and demanding to be traded" or "2007, tearing my knee again in Denver and suggesting I should move on." Well now I'm about to re-start my career in Oakland! That's right friends, class act Al Davis agreed to pay me $55 million over the next 6 years.
Care to celebrate? Great! Meet me in Las Vegas where I will be spending $12,000 on alcohol.
Will you or I be drinking it you ask? Unfortunately, no. But we can stand on seats and spray the crowd. You know, random people love getting drenched with champagne at nightclubs and I'm happy to do it. No, I'm telling you, people love it. They won't get mad and come after me, I'm Javon Walker. You may remember me from such bad judgment decisions as "Getting my teammate killed during a confrontation on New Years Eve.''
Does everyone remember that? A melee started before teammate Darrent Williams was shot because Denver receiver Brandon Marshall and his cousin were spraying champagne at the Denver nightclubs. And suprisingly, that agitated gang members in attendance. Not only that. Walker didn't attend Williams funeral in Texas with his teammates. Instead, he went to (yep, you guessed it) Las Vegas and decided to pay tribute to his fallen teammate by wearing his hair in a mohawk.
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