Can someone please tell ESPN to stop picking up local stories from the Milwaukee Journal? When a headline reads, "Favre texts Packers GM", there is no story. Every newspaper in Wisconsin HAS to write a Favre piece daily or the town goes ape shit out of boredom. In fact, I've read so many headlines about Favre retiring and coming back that no headline would make me look twice. The only way I'll read another Favre article is if he punches CC Sabathia in the nuts for taking a headline, bangs Madonna and then uses roofies to get Megan Fox pregnant. Then and only then will I give a shit about Brett Favre.
If he comes back this year I'm going to freak out. Another season of Joe Buck and John Madden tilting their heads back to gargle his career on air! Is that what I have to put up with for another season? If I were Aaron Rogers, I'd pull a Ben Linus and make sure he has a reason to stay retired.
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